i'm a little teapot ^

I like it verry much!

ideal date:

chicken strips

nap

make out w/ me

watch 3 hours of parks and rec while playing with my hair

get out of my face

I’d be lost. Lost, like Kristen Stewart in a sea of smiles and MORALLY UPSTANDING PEOPLE.

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—	ROSE ELLEN DIX, WHOM WRITES THIS KIND OF STUFF AS HER J O B (via st4rgazerr)

She’s still not interested, Gaston. (x)

Third panel… -watches Rachel’s ass before glancing up innocently-

flossingwhiledrunk:

wait for it

I was just sitting there like “the fuck am I waiting for” and then I kinda exploded with happyness